The Absolute Worst Pick-up Lines
Oh yeah, well if I was the last man on earth and you the last woman, I’d be saving myself for someone better than you!
Would you care for another roofee?
When my lip fungus and groin rash heal can I call you?
Because of your immense size, non-distinct features and overgrown body hair I can’t actually tell your gender, but if I guess it correctly will you come home with me?
I’m fairly sure you can write this off as a charitable act.
I bet you were really hot 30 years ago.
So you’re not saying ‘never.’ I just have to wait till it freezes over, right?
You may remember me as the child star ‘Little Schwinkee’ on the 50’s sitcom “Daddy Does the Maid”.
Hey if I’d lose 50 pounds and have plastic surgery I would be a Clooney look-a-like!
Do you have change for a 50? I used my last hundred to light my imported cigar’
I once co-starred in the school play ‘Beauty and the Beast.’ Guess who I played?
That outfit would look so good on someone with a better figure.
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