Thursday, September 13, 2012

The Double-standard is Alive and Well...Unfortunately


The Double-standard is Alive and Well for Both Sexes
   There appears to be some preconceived attitudes toward the sexes that we’ve
accepted into our culture. As petty and meaningless as they are they’re probably
hindering communications just the same. It’s as if society condones subconscious
sexism. For example; ‘Diamonds are a girl’s best friend’. ‘A dog is man’s best friend’. If
a little boy is bad ‘he’s a little devil’. If a little girl is good ‘she’s an angel’, If your mean
boss is a man he’s ‘a frickin’ tyrant’. If the boss is a woman ‘she’s asserting her
authority’. The biggest bed you can buy is a King size, the second biggest; a Queen.
   If a woman uses a lot of four letter words she’s ‘liberated’. If a man does, he’s
‘a loudmouth pig’. Not to get sidetracked here but let’s face it today’s American culture
isn’t exactly brimming over with class.  When NBC ignores a moment of 911 silence to
broadcast an interview with the Kardashians mom about her brand new store bought
love pillows the train to good taste Armageddon has no doubt left the station. 
   It works in both directions. If a teenage boy is promiscuous he’s ‘sewing his wild oats’.
If a teenage girl gets around, she’s labeled a tramp. For that matter when it comes to
sexuality men worked it out so there’s no way for women to win. If she sleeps with you
she’s a slut, if she doesn’t, she’s a prude. If she goes part way and stops, she’s a tease.
There’s apparently no escape, my sexist forefathers created a needlessly cruel name
for any action you take. If a woman’s aggressive she a ‘man-eater,’ if she’s passive she
a ‘pushover.’
   Ever wonder why some men are so demeaning and callous to so called ‘loose
women’?  The truth is that loose women have the sex drive as a man and aren’t afraid
to be satiated. (it’s actually a fairly honest assessment of your own emotions and needs)
Some men detest this because they subconsciously don’t like themselves and can’t
stand to see themselves in others.
  If a man bullies his neighbors and gets in needless fights, he’s ‘a man’s man.’ If a
woman does so, she’s a crazy (rhymes with witch) you know what. If a woman shows
her backside in a thong we call her sexy. If a man wears his pants so low he shows ‘the
great divide’ we call him… well I guess we just call him a plumber, or a teenager. But
the point is we use the double standard almost constantly when pertaining to the sexes.
In any other manner of life it’s unacceptable but not when it comes to the battle of the
sexes it’s a-okay. And what nineteen fifties nit wit dubbed relations ‘the battle of the
sexes’? There’s some poor schnook with a Hindenburg sized sample of low self
esteem.
  Until a few years ago all hurricanes were named after women. Finally when it was
proven when it comes to personality men blow just as bad women were we accepted
into the club. All Popes are men accept of course Pope Leon who no one was ever too
sure about, but did make a fabulous white wine spritzer and knew all the lyrics to every
Lisa Minelli show tune. All baseball players are men, except maybe Teddy Abernathy
who as you know threw underhanded.
  The point is these stereotypes promote fear and disgust in a society with more than it’s
share already. However getting rid of them over pollutes the already murky water of
political correctness. (Try sailing through that pond scum without a shovel and a pre-
memorized, non-caring apology) So what’s the answer? Perhaps just thinking before we
label anyone. Labels are altruisms that are hard to live down and usually wrong. Finally
if this article offends you in any way…you’re taking me way too seriously!